Thursday 15 March 2012

The Scam That Is American Idol

American Idol is like a car wreck that you slow down the car to watch - you just can't help yourself.
 
It kinda sucks since Simon Cowell left.  Steven Tyler and Hennifah Yopez(apologies to wwtdd.com)came in to fill the void.  Everybody sings "beautiful", Tyler looks like a seventy year old pimp, and Lopez squeals in agreement.

This week, the let go of Jermaine Jones because they found out he was wanted on outstanding warrants.

Really?

They couldn't find this out through his social security number?  They took his word for it?

Excuse my skepticism, but this is the same contestant that was brought in as a wild card without even having to go through the wild card process.  Seems a little too coincidental for me.  I always get a kick out of Nigel Lythgoe(executive producer) though - what that dude spends on plastic surgery and botox could probably support a third world nation.

Ahhhh.....whatever.  Ratings are dropping, Seacrest is acting goofier than ever, maybe it's time to bring back that Dunkleman guy from Season 1.

Or do a reality show crossover with another show - like Swamp People.  Maybe one of those crocodile hunters could trap Lopez.  Damn if that skin of hers ain't looking a little dry and scaly....

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